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If this doesn't look familiar, we truly question your allegiance to the brand.  A nice, subtle adornment to any Hummer.

GM killed off the Hummer brand in 2010.  This sticker lets all the brass at GM know we're still bitter about it.

Let the 2.4 billion Jeep Wrangler owners around the globe know that we're okay not being a part of their club.

You've undoubtedly taken some flack for driving a Hummer.  Let the 4WD crowd know how you feel.

You've undoubtedly taken some flack for driving a Hummer.  Let the 4WD crowd know how you feel.

You've undoubtedly taken some flack for driving a Hummer.  Let the 4WD crowd know how you feel.

You've undoubtedly taken some flack for driving a Hummer.  Let the 4WD crowd know how you feel.

This quote from the 1992 Hummer sales video is as memorable as it is truthful.

Let the world know that you're not some hip-hop wannabe soccer mom.  You've still got your off road monster, and you use it like it was designed to be used.

If you don't know what BTM is, you won't appreciate this.  If you do, take satisfaction in that you've conquered some tough terrain in your Hummer.

We've heard every Hummer "expert" let us know that our H3 is just a Colorado.  Let them know how we feel about that uneducated opinion.

We've heard every Hummer "expert" let us know that our H2 is just a Tahoe.  Let them know how we feel about that uneducated opinion.

Got two (or more) Hummers in the stable?  You'll obviously need at least one of these for each of them.

A fun twist on an established classic.  Perfect for and non-Jeep 4WD enthusiast.

Are you sick of all the hot air our politicians are spewing?  Let your government know at least you're doing your part in reducing harmful methane gasses.

Let that Prius behind you know that you'll never be caught commuting in a solar panel embossed golf cart to vote for an increase in PEV charging stations at Whole Foods.  Perfect for the built 4WD and Expedition vehicle.

Whether you truthfully believe a zombie apocalypse is inevitable, or if you just like a bit of horror fiction, this sticker lets your neighbor know his Camry probably won't make it through the night when the big day arrives.

Believe it or not, liberal tears pack an astounding amount of combustible fuel.  I guess you can get that ironic "Hybrid" badge afterall.

Folklore or not, I heard that if you've got a V8 with a displacement over 5 liters, everytime you start that sucker up a Prius somewhere goes limp permanently.  Send this as a warning to all the Prii (plural of Prius?) to stay far away.

Put this near your exhaust pipe or your gas cap.  This decal has been clinically proven to deter up to 95 percent of hybrid activity within a 50 foot radius.

Let everyone know you're no mall-crawler and that those M/Ts you've got in your wheel wells don't stand for "Macho Tires".

I drive a huge truck with a monstrous engine and I don't get 30 mpg?!  Say it a'int so!